If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. Romans 10:9
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. John 3:16

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Where I've Been...

I received this in an e-mail from my friend Jan and just had to share it with you.  Thanks for the laugh Jan.

Where Have You Been


I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.


I've also never been in Cognito.
I hear no one recognizes you there.


I have, however, been in Sane.
They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there.
I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.


I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump,
and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.


I have also been in Doubt.
That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.


I've been in Flexible,
but only when it was very important to stand firm.


Sometimes I'm in Capable,
and I go there more often as I'm getting older.


One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense!
It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart!
At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!


I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in.
It's an age thing. My job is done!

Life is too short for negative drama and petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!
I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty good in mine!

4 comments:

  1. What a great laugh for the day. Thanks. I've been to those places as well. We must have crossed paths there.

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  2. Cathy, this was great....LOVE IT!

    Blessings~
    Laura

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  3. Happy Thanksgiving Cathy!
    It's sleeting and snowing here! Wouldn't you know it!

    I'm laughing out loud at these quotes... I'll have to put some of them on my chalkboard! LOL
    *Many blessings to you ♥
    Maria

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