Where I've Been...

I received this in an e-mail from my friend Jan and just had to share it with you.  Thanks for the laugh Jan.

Where Have You Been


I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.


I've also never been in Cognito.
I hear no one recognizes you there.


I have, however, been in Sane.
They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there.
I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.


I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump,
and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.


I have also been in Doubt.
That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.


I've been in Flexible,
but only when it was very important to stand firm.


Sometimes I'm in Capable,
and I go there more often as I'm getting older.


One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense!
It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart!
At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!


I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in.
It's an age thing. My job is done!

Life is too short for negative drama and petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!
I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty good in mine!