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Saturday, April 10, 2010

I Wanna Be a Bear

 I received this in an e-mail from another friend. Do you wanna be a bear too?

Gonna Be A Bear

In this life I'm a woman.  In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.  When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.  You do nothing but sleep for six months.  I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.  I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.  I could definitely deal with that.

If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.  You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.  If you cubs get out of line, you swat them too.  I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.  He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!!


  1. How funny! love it!

    until next time... nel

  2. Totally agree. What a life!!!

  3. sounds good to me! where do i sign up?

  4. this was hilarious and all too true. well on the eating and grouchy and hairy part. sure wish giving birth was that easy though!


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